Oh, what hath Jim Carrey wrought?

A day after his viral ode to Emma Stone blew up his own new website, Kathy Griffin was so inspired by his delicate words that she, too, decided to confess her inappropriate love for a much younger man.

And who’s the teenager of the millennium? Why, Justin Bieber, of course!

“You are all the way beautiful, even with those lesbian bangs—but that is not any diss to the LGBT community,” the My Life on the D-List star deadpanned into the camera, her face in super close-up mode, as was Carrey’s.